Alternative Suicide Holiday
alt suicide holiday or (ash) is a website currently “frozen” pfft (yeah as if).
nowerdays, you can find the nice people from ash taking a different approach at absb
(google it,kiddies..if you’re feeling a little…blue)
🙂
since 1987, ash has brought the misguided, attention-seeking youth of the world advice,tips and even diagrams to help them on their quest to inevitable eternal d-mnation/suicide.
originally founded in america (hence the name ‘alt suicide holiday’..as in alternative summer holiday activities..such as…killing yourself)
mother of suicide ‘victim’: “my daughter killed herself,i blame the alternative suicide holiday website, as aposed to my own short-comings as a mother,i’m going to sue you ash!!!”
respectable bystander:”funny how the thousand+ a day hits ash/absb gets, only like, what,3 or something kids who commited suicide even had records of visiting the website in their computer’
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