alternative vagina


the act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
despite winning his fantasy football league championship, jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now jim may have to head to his car and settle for some alternative v-g-n-.

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