Alternatoff


painstakingly bohemian posh young person who tries too hard to look different, normally via daddy’s credit card.
“i’m not a rah boy, i ripped these jeans myself.”

“gosh, you’re so alternatoff.”

“i know, right. just because they’re from jack wills people think i have more money than sense. n-body understands me. i’m so… like, different.”

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