Altitooties


an increase in farts, flatulence, or gas cause by extended periods of stay at high alt-tudes.
dang! all this time spent up here skiing in the mountains has really given uncle chad the alt-tooties! fartalt-tudeelevationp-ss gasuncle chadpurgatory

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