Alton Wet Foot


to carry out the process of urination, under a cubicle door, whilst an inocent bistander is trying to excretiate( take a sh-t)
-person 1- hey take this you sh-tter!!
-‘splashing sound’
-person 2- hey dud your p-ssing on my hush puppies!!
-person 1- yeh man i know…. its called the alton wet foot
-person 2- when i’ve finished sh-tting i am going to shove my d-ck in your rear !!!

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