Altvater


german: literally ‘old father’, used as a distinguishing epithet for a grandfather or father-in-law; probably a surname borne by the servant of a person in the service of the grandfather or father-in-law of a local personage.
he was proud of his surname, altvater
a very n-z–sounding german last name
ich bin altvater!

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