altveggie


an altveggie (alternative vegetarian) is a vegetarian who always stick to their vegetarian principles except where hot bacon rolls, bacon sandwiches and bacon flavoured potato chips are concerned. we’ve all met them :-).
(you) hey sis, how come you are eating a bacon roll? i thought you were a strict vegetarian?

(sis) when it comes to bacon, i’m an altveggie.

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