Alvar


a little under motivated. a pretentious tw-t, far beyond s-xually frustrated, an eclectic range of knowlege not helping to pick up any ladies any time soon. this only made worse by his love of pickled garlic. has been known to be able to overpower girls…also likes adding bert onto the ends of words/finding the word bert in the name camembert.
hey who’s that guy in the corner of the party
oh that’s alvar

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