alyssa adzuara
#1`she suggests kinky s-x acts.
#2 she’s neurotic and disagreeable.
#3 she frequently goes commando.
#4 she -really- seems to know what she’s doing in bed.
#5 she’s incredibly circ-mspect or incredibly forthcoming about her past or s-x in general.
#6 she never has a break between men longer than one week.
#7 your gut tells you she may be a sl-t. always go with your gut. it will almost never lead you astray.
if she’s the type who can’t stand to be single and monkey swings from one man to the next, sometimes with sperm-sharing overlap, odds are high she’s alyssa adzuara.
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