Amateurstitute


having all of the properties of a prost-tute except receiving no pay for their services. thus retaining their status to compete in the sl-t olympics. their p-ssion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring wh-r-s and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.
example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: no, that girl wasn’t pro, she’s still an amateurst-tute. only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity…

example 2

guy to locker room: man, there was no distinguishing that amateurst-tute from an “a” list p-rn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. i’m talking dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, cleveland steamer and i finished with an angry pirate!

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