Ambien Sex
incredible s-x ten to fifteen minutes after taking the sleeping pill ambien.
after taking ambien, the taker gets incredibly h-rny and has uninhibited ambien s-x. the taker of the pill will completely forget the s-x the next morning. the recipient of the ambien s-x will reap the benefits of this side effect.
when one can’t come up with a good excuse for cheating on their spouse or significiant other.
“you rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank.”
“honey, i didn’t mean it, i can’t remember anything, it was nothing, i took a sleeping pill. it was only ambien s-x.”
1. taking ambien before s-x to forget who you were with the next day.
2. the excuse tiger woods used with his wife for cheating.
ambien s-x. eg. waking up next to tiger woods with you -ss hurting and seeing that he has a big smile on his face, and a empty bottle of ambien in your hand.
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