ambifaptrous
to be able to m-st-rb-t-, ‘fap’, using both your left or right hand.
person 1: it’s so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand…
person 2: you can use both???
person 1: you can’t?
person 2: dude, you’re so lucky you’re ambifaptrous.
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