Ambush Paddington


as you are about to finish having s-x with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. originates from paddington bear, a cartoon tv show.
“man, she never saw that ambush paddington coming! mr. sniffles was in the wash all week!”

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