American Burrito
the american version of a burrito found at frostburg state university in maryland. basically, replace each ingredient in an mexican burrito found in places like taco bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
beans –> mashed potatoes
beef –> leftover turkey
hot sauce –> cranberry sauce
rice –> lettuce
lettuce –> carrots
person 1: man! this american burrito is h-lla bootsy!
person 2: quiet dbag, there’s nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
person 1: yeah, you’re right… i’m such a sheeple…
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the process of puking into a soft tortilla
my friend was sick and made american burritos, they looked delicious!
another term for a “sub sandwich”.
seeing as a burrito consists of a flour tortilla wrapped or folded around a filling. which is slightly like a sub from quiznos or subway, just not mexican and has different fillings inside.
guy 1: “hey, lets go get a american burrito from subway.”
guy 2: “sure, i love subway.”
any burrito is an american burrito because a mexican burrito doesn’t exist.
ignorant american: “hey hoezay (jose) i’ll take ya to taco bell so u can make me one of them burritos.i love me sum burritos how about you do ya like that good mexican food.”
mexican named george: “it’s not my fault you don’t know how to order from taco bell or how to make your own american burrito. i like to eat a burrito every once in a while but i eat it like it’s a foreign food because they don’t make fake mexican food in my hometown.
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