American Midol


the act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show “american idol” for an uninterrupted hour of not being b-tched at. the cable version of the pms medication, midol.
dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn’t have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then s-x

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