American Muffin Top


even more severe english m-ffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her v-g-n- and in more severe cases (if that’s possible) it can even prevent s-x. it is often said that if you hug a woman with an american m-ffin top she will always love you.
bill: hey, you see that girl with a m-ffin top.
ben: american m-ffin top, yes
bill yeah, i heard that jack hugged her!
ben so that’s why i see them snogging over there
bill:… -stares with mouth open-

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