American Online Answers


the cr-ppiest and least reliable of all answer forums.

it acts like a virus in that it will force you to use it whether you like it or not. most people with half a brain won’t use it.

the only people that use it are illiterate, judgmental r-t-rds who get p-ssed of at the smallest things.

below is a comparison between how a normal human and an aol user would do to comfort someone who lost a loved one.
h-m- sapiens:

i’m sorry for your loss.

typical american online answers user:

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(translation is inhumanely impossible)

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