American poo


the opposite of a russian poo. if you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite spider man comic book, a funkadelic cd playing, and a nice bottle of jack daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
russian poos are good for saving time.
american poos are good for the soul.

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