American Standard


when a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed -sshole is in the air, insert an american flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a c-ck salute, and start singing the national anthem.
boy i would love to give the american standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.

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