America’s Guest


(1)to freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.

(2) to fall back–ssward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
mark: dude, how come anthony never buys beers?
jim: because he’s america’s guest.

(2)
mark: how did anthony get a free meal from his boss? he’s a totally slacker.
jim: i’m pretty sure he whipped out his america’s guest card.
1. to freeload or b-m off of friends, with the -ssumption that you never have to carry any form of payment again, ever.
guy 1: dude, can you pick up the beers? i’m a little short.

guy 2: what the f-ck? i paid last time!!

guy 1: i forgot my wallet, but i do, fortunately, have my america’s guest card.

or

guy 1: what’s with jack? he never pays.

guy 2: he’s america’s guest.

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