Americas History
a long and epic tale of deceitful hermits, terrorism, a new messiah, and beer. with many characters including bush the r-t-rded president. mr. f-cker, bushes dad. and melvin k f-ck
hey, did you hear about americas history? it’s pretty sh-tty
is the best history on the planet. in less than 300 years from becoming it’s own country america has done so much stuff that it makes country like england want to commit suicide. this history contains winning wars over and over again. inventing the most useful inventions known to man. becoming a world super power and more.
also one man who will go down in american history as we know it will be stephen colbert. and to protect his legacy we must make sure that those evil canadians don’t make lies about this word. so make sure that we fill this definition with as much positive american stuff as we can!!
in preparation for a counter attack from canadians i have told about the true definition for america’s history.
america is to the world what terell owens is to football, what sean avery is to hockey, what kayne west is to music industry, that’s right, the planet would be a much better place without all of the aforementioned, particularly, without the usa.
america’s history can be summed up in the same manner stephan colbert summed up sarah palin…”f-cking r-t-rded”.
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