america’s pastime


a.k.a baseball. best sport to see live and to play. get’s the nickname “america’s pastime” due it’s popularity and history in the u.s, although it is played all around the world, and many mlb playes are from other countries.
nothing is better then going to a baseball game on a cool spring day,with the fresh smell of cut gr-ss, getting a hot dog, and just relaxing watching the game. nothing.

america’s pastime= my life
1. bombing dictatorships

2. cleaning up other countries when they sh-t in the bed and the stench spills over.

3. p-ssing off europe in through this process because its funny, and because we know they’re no longer relevant to anywhere outside their own continent. they’ve yet to realize otherwise.
america’s pastime:
1. “hey we just bombed another genocidal -sshole. ha ha!”

2. “hey we just bombed another genocidal terrorist-harboring -sshole! ha ha!”

3. europeans: “stop bombing genocidal maniacs and terrorist -ssholes you n-z-s! why can’t you be like us and realize a country of 10 million -ssf-cked slaves over the course of generations is good, while 300,000 civilian casualties to place a democracy is equal to hitler!”

us jingoist: “ha ha!” usually reserved for baseball, hot dogs and beer; this nifty little phrase can be used to refer to something that’s either ridiculously popular or equally obscure.
b–bs – america’s pastime

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