amish goatee


an amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it’s way into mainstream which renders it meaningless
cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my ‘stache

guy over 50: you look like maynard g. krebs

knowitall douche: a van dyk- is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

cfg: who’s maynard f’ckin krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

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