Amish Job


an amish job is the act giving a hand job but unlike a normal h.j., the giver must use both hands and must also lubricate the p-n-s using whole cream. the giver then proceeds to m-ssage the p-n-s in a vertical reciprocating motion (resembling the act of churning b-tter) until the cream that is acting as the lubricant has coagulated and turned into b-tter. the entire act must be performed in candle light, as the amish do not use electricity.
when you’re finished milking the cows, why don’t you use that cream to give me an amish job?

my amish jobs make the best b-tter.

watching her churn that cream into b-tter made me crave an amish job.

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