amish paradise
weird al parody of 90’s rap song gangsters paradise
lyrics from amish paradise:
…a local boy kicked me in the b-tt last week, i just smiled at him and i turned the other cheek, i really don’t care in dact i wish him well, ’cause i’ll be laughin’ my head off when he’s burnin’ in h-ll!…
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