Amish Rifle
a s-x act that begins with a bearded man rubbing his p-n-s between another bearded man’s b-tt cheeks, while using dish soap for lubricant. when his “rifle” becomes locked and loaded, the man aims his p-n-s and explodes all over the beard of his hairy partner while moaning “pow!!!! fear the beard”
dude 1: man what is all over your beard?
dude 2: oh, got a little wild and i was the target of an amish rifle
dude 1: man…. that’s brutal
dude 2: tell me about it, i woke up to him yelling “fear the beard”
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