Amos Moses
the subject of a hillbilly funk song of the same name, amos moses was the brainchild of jerry reed, in 1971.
according to the song, amos moses was a stoic, one-armed cajun man that “hunted gators” (that is, alligators) back when the act was still criminalized. when a sherrif tried to catch him for his crime, he “never come out again”.
the song describes him as a sort of tough as nails person, not unlike chuck norris, though his “super powers” were severely limited, since his power was “huntin’ alligators down in the swamp boi”.
see the jerry reed song, “amos moses”.
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