AMS
acronym for allocated mating source
many people wish carmen electra was their ams
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angry midget syndrome
a phenomenon describing a short person who is pr-ne to random angry outbursts.
“that t-to kid definitely has ams.”
all month syndrome (ams), similar to premenstrual syndrome (pms) refers to a wide range of physical or emotional symptoms that typically occur about 5 to 11 days before a woman starts her monthly menstrual cycle.
the only difference is the wide range of physical and/or emotional symptoms occur all month; and has scientifically doesn’t have anything to do with the menstrual cycle.
joe: ‘why is she acting like such a b-tch?’
john: ‘she must be suffering from ams’
abbreviation of alpha male syndrome. a disorder, male specific, that may cause one to act irrationally so that he feels a sense of superiority or dominance above other males present in the surrounding. if two people in the same proximity have ams it is likely a fight, verbal exchange, or sense of hatred will occur.
ams is more commonly known as not being a b-tch, having a pair of t-st-cl-s, or being a man. sometimes a person who does not have the disorder is referred to as a “p-ssy.”
it is common for those who have ams to state the abbreviation after something that is very “alpha” either occurred or was spoken about.
“d-mn, look at rich. he doesn’t take sh-t from anyone.”
“yeah bro, i heard he’s got ams.”
or
“you f-ck that girl last night, kevin?”
“sure did.”
“ams.”
“h-ll yea, m-f-. ams”
ask my supervisor: a condition that afflicts most hourly workers, especially at fast food restaurants, where the employee cannot make a decision – no matter how simple – outside of their normal duties without “asking my supervisor”.
customer: can i subst-tute onion rings for fries and still pay the combo price?
fast food drone: -blank stare- i dunno, i will have to ask my supervisor.
customer #2: she got a bad case of ams.
someone with initials that actually sound like something: klap, kam, sac, etc.
also known as an amsyy.
person 1: i wish i was an ams, like you.
person 2: i don’t, my initials spell -ss!
the awesome way to say the word are, or am.
yuo ams teh winnar!!
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a slap to the b-ttocks, preferably one that is quite fleshy, that produces a lout, profound, slapping sound (dask). one may subst-tute a hand for a p-n-s. i’ll -n-ldask you so hard you’re going to wish i didn’t -n-ldask you so hard.
- anal invitation
a type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans -sshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her. my girlfriend was afraid to try -n-l s-x, so i lit some -n-l invitation and her -sshole opened up and invited me in for a world of -n-l delights.
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the licking of ones -n-s she performed -n-llingus on my filthjy sphincter all night long like a good mudshovel
- anal-lyses
once you have been -n-ly f-cked, you have become -n-l-lysed when phil -n-l-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess