Amusement Park Chair


a chair, usually at a coffee shop, with one leg shorter than the other three.

see also amus-m-nt park table
dude, let’s not sit at this table, it’s full of amus-m-nt park chairs!

i wanted a chair, not the sh-tty log ride of an amus-m-nt park chair.

i have always hated the jews, russians, blacks, and amus-m-nt park chairs.

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