Amway Christian


amway christian is fundamentalist christian who has forgotten the original message of jesus christ- to help the less fortunate. amway christians subvert the message to instead become a celebration of how rich jesus has made them. socially conservative christians who utilize multi-level marketing, akin to amway corporation, combining christianity and capitalism without seeing the contradiction.
“this church parking lot is full of mercedes and lexuses.
the amway christians must be having their bible study meeting.”

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