amygdalitis
an acute inflammation of the amygdala, the emotional center of the brain, usually triggered by being told “no” or being asked to stop playing video games. this is a common psychiatric diagnosis in those who work with children, or adults who spaz out regularly.
sebastian (age 6):”nooooooo, i hate you! i’m going to kill myself! i’m going to kill you in your sleep if you don’t buy me a new dsi game! i hate you! i wanna die!”
dr. t berry brazelton: “sh-t. i think young sebastian is suffering from an acute case of amygdalitis. otherwise known as act a fool not otherwise specified in the dsm v. this may require an iv infusion of adderall!”
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