An Accountant
a nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.
sam, can you crack the code?
no? then i’ll call the accountant!
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- Bum Jungle
any congregation of two (or more) b-ms underneath a freeway overp-ss with excessive plant overgrow. “on my walk to the park i narrowly escaped a b-m jungle.”
- damn, baby!
what someone says to a woman who is looking smoking hot. “d-mn, baby! you look fine in that thong.”
- driveway puddle shallow
someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water she is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6′ 4 educated etc…
- bumknee
the act of sliding one’s p-n-s in between the back of a bent, sweaty, knee. this b-tch gave me the craziest b-mknee after her workout…amazing! when your knee is injured and you remember the times before the injury. most common: i would have made pro if it wasn’t for my b-m knee.
- Bandursking
someone who comes into work only three out of five days a week. tim: did karen come into work today? fred: no she is bandursking again.