An Alabama Gentleman
when two guys are in desperate need of dumping and there is only one toilet to use. one fellow sits on his other fellows lap and dumps in the open gap between his legs. depending on the guys p-n-s size, his shaft may become covered in sh-t. a good friend, no h-m-.
hey man all of the bathrooms are taken and i’ve got to drop a mean one. would you be an alabama gentleman and let me take one with you. sure, come on in.
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