anacellaphobia
the panic that sets in when you realize that you left your cell phone somewhere else
bruce had an attack of anacellaphobia when he got to the gate and realized he’d left his cell phone at security.
bruce: “dude, let me use your phone to text my girlfriend”
penny: clutching her chest, “dude-i left it in the car! i have anacellaphobia!”
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