anal ants


the sudden, acute onset of an intense itching sensation of the -n-s in which immediate action must be taken in order to gain relief. the sensation is compared to the feeling of a mosquito biting the r-ct-m, and/or ant bites when accompanied by stinging and burning sensations.
i was saying my wedding vows in front of 300 people when i was suddenly stricken with a horrible case of -n-l ants. there was nothing i could do but squeeze my b-tt cheeks together and pray it would go away.

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