when your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to p**p and in one second your blow everything out of your b*tthole making a stew. afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your b*tt on a piece of p**pcorn or a hard edge of stool. there is blood and p**p on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. that my friend is *n*l armageddon.
never go through life without a p**p plan incase *n*l armageddon strikes.
1. a naturally funny person 2. a hoe but will deny it if accused 3. over friendly with lots of females 4. very lazy 5. usually uses their charm to get what they want. although it usually works it’s very rare when it doesn’t. you hear that oghosa played another girl ?
a voracious consumer of all things p*rn. my girlfriend says i’m turning into a p*rnivore.
- tube tier
be someone is so ugly that they tie your fallopian tube and prevent you from having children (tie your tubes) your a real tube tier
the most awesome, handsome , rich man in the world everyone can be mustaqeem