anal armageddon



when your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to p–p and in one second your blow everything out of your b-tthole making a stew. afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your b-tt on a piece of p–pcorn or a hard edge of stool. there is blood and p–p on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. that my friend is -n-l armageddon.
never go through life without a p–p plan incase -n-l armageddon strikes.

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