anal astronaut
n. an excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. someone who practices -ss-kissing to the nth degree. an -n-l astronaut is the master of sucking up, with the apprentice being b-tt kisser, and the journeyman being chocolate starfish taster or salad t-ss-r.
at first i thought jeffrey was just a plain old b-tt kisser, then i thought he was a chocolate starfish taster, but have since realized he is a real -n-l astronaut. he will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. i bet he offers to wipe his -ss for him.
when a man loves to explore another man’s -n-l area. this usually involves extensive foreplay with s-x toys and a snorkel if done underwater. finally the astronaut will enter the -n-s and mark his newly discovered territory. justin (garza) is famous for this act. he loves two have this act done to him while sucking four d-cks at once.
justin loves to be an -n-l astronaut with bryon.
see back-door conquistador
hmmmmmmmm -n-l foog
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