anal birth
the action of a male giving birth through their rectal cavity. this is the perfect way to give gay men what they have always wanted; a chance to use their -ssholes as real v-g-n-s! the process is actually quite simple. male recipients must first receive a uretrin transplant that is connected to their r-ct-m. then sperm and egg can be conceived in the womb by natural means or by artificial insemination through the -n-l sphincter. this way gay males can give birth while retaining their p-n-s (obviously the best part of the male anatomy). nine months after conception, the male will go into labor (or just take a nasty sh-t) and come out with a brand new member of the family.
s: oh no! i know
s: you can give -n-l birth!!!
(as part of s’s plan to make k’s heteropaternal superfecundation successful.)
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