Anal Bleeder
a medical device used to rupture and drain haemorrhoids. also often used by geriatric h-m-s-xual deviants with abovementioned problem in order to enhance -ss-f-cking pleasure
oh my g-d norman, stick that -n-l bleeder so deep in my -ss that it hits my second houston line. shove it in so fast.
is it in? f-ck yes. faster, norman, faster. deeper! deeper! wait! not so deep! yes, that’s good. yes. yes. yes… i’m coming! yesssss!
let me lick the blood off your wrinkly face. yes… suck the bleeder like a lollipop before our grandchildren get home. yes, norman! let me lick it off your hairy chin.
i love you.
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