anal cleft


n. the proper legal term for the -ss crack
city councilman: “…and let me further say, that in due consideration of the various statutes, regulations and so forth, addressing the issue, that it is now, and forever should be the case that no person no where in the daytona beach area shall expose, in whole or in part, any portion or particle of their -n-l cleft in such a manner, so has to…..

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