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a grindcore band with extremely offensive lyrics and screaming jiberish vocals!!! formed in 1988 -n-l c-nt is a seth putnam project.
an -n-l c-nt song:

valujet

you f-cking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too cheap to fly delta
now you’re an alligator’s lunch

chorus:
find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujet
over prices you did quibble now the alligators nibble-valujet,valujet
hitler should’ve thought of it now you’re alligator sh-t-valujet,valujet
you stupid f-cking jew you should’nt have flew-valujet,valujet

are you a jew
or just f-cking gay
too cheap to fly delta
or t.w.a.

chorus

at least the plane was filled,with white trash ,jews,and blacks
now you’re valujet alligator snacks

chorus
the biggest trolls of the music industry. a grindcore band led by singer seth putnam. their lyrics are mainly offensive sounding sh-t which can’t be understood. in reality, they’re just written to p-ss b-tthurt people off.
-n-l c-nt are my favorite trolls ever.
funniest band that ever existed!
started in 1988 by seth putnam.
the name -n-l c-nt came from seth putnam’s attempt “to get the most offensive, stupid, dumb, etc name possible”.
a common misconception is that the band is named after the song “-n-l c-nt” by gg allin, but in fact allin’s song was written years after the band had started. however they did later in their career render tribute to gg allin by recording a version of i’ll slice your f-cking throat (if you f-ck with me) by gg allin and the murder junkies.
originally, the band was to produce a form of ‘anti-music’, without rhythm, beats, riffs, lyrics, song t-tles or any other of the normal features of a band, an approach exemplified by the 5643 song ep.
-n-l c-nt’s style has changed much since 1988, as originally they formed as a noisecore band before incorporating elements of grindcore and hardcore into their style. songs in the ‘early years’ were often no more than a few seconds long (their 5643 song ep being an extreme example), although this later increased so that the average song length was between 40 seconds and 1 minute. the typical -n-l c-nt song is short and loud with extremely distorted guitars played randomly up and down the neck, near incomprehensible screaming and blast beat drumming, although there are exceptions to this rule.
-n-l c-nt are often cited as having common lyrical themes that include misogyny, h-m-phobia, anti-semitism, racism and ridicule of the unfortunate, although this has not always been the case. written lyrics did not appear until their alb-m morbid florist and it was not until the alb-m 40 more reasons to hate us that there were lyrics to a majority of their songs.citation needed many of these songs included insults, either general or specific to one person.
the 1999 alb-m, it just gets worse, took the idea of intentional offense a step further with more extreme examples of racism and s-xism, which proved controversial, as they covered topics seen as taboo. examples include: “you were pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach”, “i lit your baby on fire” and “women: nature’s punching bag.” the lyrics to two of the songs on this alb-m were censored and one of the songs on this alb-m had its name changed from “connor clapton committed suicide because his father sucks” to “your kid committed suicide because you suck” because they were working for a record label in britain, where libel laws are very stringent.

it was also in this alb-m that the band began to joke about the holocaust in numerous songs, including “i sent concentration camp footage to america’s funniest home videos”. this theme of seemingly glorifying adolf hitler and his actions continued on their subsequent eps, with songs such as “hitler was a sensitive man”, “body by auschwitz”, “i went back in time and voted for hitler” and “ha ha holocaust.” it is difficult to judge how serious these lyrics are intended to be or if they are merely created to provoke offense.

another common lyrical theme in the band’s material is that of insulting other bands, as well as music in general.

next to this offensive material, some of their other songs which are more light-hearted appear even more confusing and hilarious. this includes the satirical picnic of love alb-m, and also covers of songs completely different from their style including “stayin’ alive”, “escape (the pina colada song)”, “theme from three’s company”, and “hungry hungry hippos” as well as their bizarre karaoke rendition of the “steve miller band” song “abracadabra” (with the lyrics changed to “sabbra-sabbra-cadabra”) on the split ep with eyehategod. other contrasts are provided by the innocent silliness of tracks such as “i got athlete’s foot showering at mike’s”.
the band has often been criticized for its popularity being based solely on their controversial song t-tles and lyrics rather than any musical ability. their popularity has undoubtedly increased as a result of their later, more offensive material, which remains popular at -n-l c-nt concerts.

-n-l c-nt is often mentioned when a criticism is being made against the grindcore genre or hardcore punk music in general. during live shows, putnam often encourages audiences to greet him with a hitler salute, which has drawn considerable criticism from anti-racist groups.

one ongoing dispute regarding criticism of the band is whether -n-l c-nt actually takes their own music seriously. it is apparent that the band seem to relish the criticism they receive, and in one interview, seth putnam admitted that they had sent material to publications they knew would hate it, just to get bad reviews.
reading -n-l c-nts sing t-tles cracks me up something awful xd
“i sent concentration camp footage to america’s funniest home videos”
“i intentionally ran over your dog”
“i gave nambla pictures of your kid”
“you’re pregnant, so i kicked you in the stomach”
“i sold your dog to a chinese restaurant”
this word refers to the condition when, after a great deal of f-cking over a long period of time, a woman’s v-g-n-l walls will deteriorate to the point where the -n-l and v-g-n-l cavities are connected. this will make defecating essentially involuntary. this was discussed on s-x talk with sue johannson.
candy the 55 year old wh-r- down the street has developed -n-l c-nt
weird band that have strange, offensive lyrics. r-t-rded when compared to v-g-n-l jesus or such.
“everyone in -n-l c-nt is dumb”
a grindcore band that many people say shouldn’t have ever gotten a record label. besides their parody “picnic of love” cd, i mostly agree.
dude: i love -n-l c-nt!
other dude: if they got signed, i’m a monkeys uncle.
other other dude: well, you’re a monkeys uncle then. but their picnic of love cd was cool.
other other other dude: what are you supposed to do at their concerts, just sit around and look confused? you cant even dance to this sh-t.
gangsta: tru dat blood
other other other dude: here, i’m putting on thier picnic of love cd.

“i was selling flowers by the side of the road, when you came to my flower stand. i was telling you about pansies and roses, when you tried to grab my hand. tra la la la la la la la, tra la la la la la la la, sorry i’m not that kind of boy…”

gangsta: dis shyt is tyte
a man or woman whom particualrly likes -n-l and is an unliked person.

or a s-x position in which a man lies on his side with one leg in the air , a woman then folds one leg over his leg and the other under his body to secure her f-nny to his -n-l hole.
rhys said to iain. ” your an -n-l c-nt. i hate you”

iain replied ” i cant help it , its emmas fault ! ”

or

emma asked iain ” do you want to do the -n-l c-nt position.”