anal douche


the act of sqeezing out the resulting water from an “-n-l opener”…therefore cleansing the colon with river or lake water or the like.
“i totally got an -n-l douche when i busted out the -n-l opener off the high dive!”

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    small skin pieces that fall from the -n-l cleft when panties or britches are lowered most common in individuals who lack sufficient sweat glands to keep the skin moist dude, have you seen sally? not but we can follow the trail of -n-l flakes till we stumble up on her -ss.

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