anal drawstring
the stringlike cord (similar to the open end of a pe bag of the 80’s) that is used to keep the -rs-hole closed. a device such as this is fitted to people who have lost control over the -n-l sphincter due to excesive b-gg-ry
peter, we have had to fit you with an “-n-l drawstring” so that you dont sh-t yourself all the time.
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