Anal Exorcism


the act of plowing your partner in the -n-l cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite p-ssages from the old and new testament (specifically mark 6:7, acts 16:18, mark 9:38-40). you then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the “sign of the cross” and yell loudly “i have exercised the demons! this -ss…is clear.” then you rip a page out of the bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty wh-r-.
your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. you consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an “-n-l exorcism”.

“dude her sh-t smelled so bad so i told i’d give her an -n-l excorsim!!”

“dude i excorsized your moms -n-l demons last night.”

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