Anal fingering
-n-l fingering is where a man or women stick there fingers (or there fist if they are -n-ly fisting themselves) in there -n-s and start to move in and out like people do during s-x. it may be cl-ssed as a firm of m-st-rb-t–n.
fred: i was so embarr-ssed last night!
bob: why?
fred: coz my girlfriend walked in when i was -n-l fingering myself!
bob: haha, well that failed!
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