Anal Garts


sores developed in the -n-l region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, known to flair up in antic-p-tion of new expansions or new game rollouts. also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play
“f-ck my -n-l garts are flaring, i think i need to log off”

“garts on the level d00d!”

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