anal hockey


a game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. to score a goal, a man must eject his s-m-n into the other man’s -n-s. the winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. a lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a compet-tor to reload a “shot”.
paulo won the -n-l hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.
a game played where a person allows another to put an object in their -n-s and move it around as if trying to score a goal with the puck.
“hey! lets play -n-l hockey..i’ll be vancouver.”

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