anal insurrection
1. to refuse receiving -n-l s-x after previously making a commitment to do so. to insure -n-l for their partner, only to later back out in the sack. perhaps she/he takes it in the -ss very briefly before rejecting the penetration; usually either out of discomfort or humiliation.
consequences of being being openly upset over this deception will often exacerbate the situation. 🙁
2. the official stand of a woman not to do -n-l. not even on special occasions like your birth day, to celebrate an achievement of yours or to “make up” after she makes a critical mistake in the relationship; disciplinary -n-l in the last scenario.
3. to trade s-xual favors for anything, but never doing what was promised. to break a perverted verbal contract.
4. when you pay a prost-tute for something special and they don’t deliver. the offense of of -n-l insurrection is not punishable by the law, but if you have connections with organized crime you could get “reimbursed” in some way.
5. the dilemma a man has of trying to get their girl friend or wife to do -n-l or another s-xual favors with the goal of making it acceptable for them.
1. man, my girl promised she was gonna give me her -ss the other night, but when i slipped it in she said “i was just kidding, i don’t do -n-l”. i sounded so disappointed that she decided to give it a try, but after 2 pumps she flaked out and got mad at me. i guess i brought this -n-l insurrection upon myself right?
2. my wife has always been exit only, so i’m forced to get my -n-l fix from hardcore p-rn. my marriage has been an -n-l insurrection. 🙁
3. my wife said she was gonna start giving me way more bl-w j-bs and start doing atms after we bought the house, but our s-x is still boring. 🙁 i wish i could take her to court over this -n-l insurrection with johnny cochran …. we could hardly afford it, but my judgment was clouded by that wh-r-s offer!
4. cowboy john : “bobby, this hooker downtown named vanilla shafted me out of our umm “arrangement”. i payed her $300 for her to come to my place, cover her in 1000 island dressing, put a weiner dog in a giant funnel and… -gangster raises hand-
bobby the jew: “let’s go pay nilla a visit… your word is better than hers or her pimps. on my turf, we don’t take any -n-l insurrection on our people, no matter what the terms were.”
5. man i love my girlfriend, but i’m a hardcore -ss man and her -n-l insurrection is killing me. maybe someday i’m convince her to expand her horizons. ^__^
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