Anal Intruder
when a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her -ss cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her t-rdcutter. when her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is b-lls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. thus attaining the -n-l intruder t-tle.
my chick let me be an -n-l intruder last night! what an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight i blew a nut way too fast. man i wanna do that again.
someone who rapes someone up the -n-s.
friend 1: “d-mn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my -ss hurts.”
friend 2: ” the dude must have been an -n-l intruder.”
friend 1: sh-t!
a male who engages in -n-l copulation with another male as the penetrating partner, a h-m-s-xual sodomite.
male p-n-s in male -n-s eg. -n-l intruder
it is when tracy brings the homewrecker to the back door
-n-l intruder is when the p–p shoot has a mishap due to an oversize p-n-s
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