anal invitation
a type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans -sshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
my girlfriend was afraid to try -n-l s-x, so i lit some -n-l invitation and her -sshole opened up and invited me in for a world of -n-l delights.
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the licking of ones -n-s she performed -n-llingus on my filthjy sphincter all night long like a good mudshovel
- anal-lyses
once you have been -n-ly f-cked, you have become -n-l-lysed when phil -n-l-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess
- Anal megaphone
a person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, sh-tty personality and sh-tty views. f-ck ke$ha sounds like an -n-l megaphone.
- analplasty
molding or forming a r-ct-m surgically; plastic surgery on the r-ct-m. a requirement for many aging gays and non-ssertive blue collar workers with aggressive managers. that’s one ugly -ss! if it were mine, i’d go in for an -n-lplasty.
- Ananer
to be more like anan. i’m some much ananer than you.